|Mike and Jim toasting the hat.|
It was a sad day in the Greene household. Mike's favorite hat was not worn once today and was officially retired. Mike realized it was time to retire this hat when he was told that he had a sunburn on the top of his head that resembled reindeer feet.
It seems that once Mike finds a hat that is comfortable, he will wear it until it is well past it's useful life. He likes to consider himself faithful to old friends. Unfortunately today was the day his old hat was left unused and sent out to pasture. Please don't tell him it just went into the garbage, it would break his heart.